Mother Nature Endorses Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders was endorsed by Mother Nature herself yesterday as a little bird flew up onto his podium and fluttered its wings iBirdie Sandersn approval. The crowd went wild as Sanders pointed to the bird's approval as symbolism for a white dove signalling the need for world peace.  Mother Nature's endorsement comes at a critical time for the Vermont Senator as Washington, Alaska, and Hawaii vote today and he is expected to sweep all 3.  I don't know if he had bread crumbs in his coat pocket, but I do know that I haven't seen a better political stunt than this before. Only the cuteness of an old man looking at a tiny bird could steal the news cycle back from Ted Cruz's libido.

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